Yesterday, I posted a roommate want ad to craigslist, and was pleasantly surprised to get a lot of responses from some folks who sounded pretty awesome overall. I'm setting up a bunch of interviews for this weekend and next week, which is excellent too.

But as we all know there are crazies on the internet. Evidence? I got yours right here.

This little gem popped into my inbox last night.

Subject: IM INTERESTED

I was perusing through available rooms on craigslist and found your ad.
I would LOVE for you to give me a place to accomplish many a great thing, for such an affordable rate.
My name is Z-- B-------*, but i also go by:
Eris Incarnate
Lisa Frank
&Miss-Information
I am an eighteen year old person currently studying various mediums of Why at the New School of Love
(although i've already been kicked out twice)
I have just given notice of departure to the landlord of the apartment i've been figuring within, which was located in New Bedford MA,
also known as the Wailing City.
I like to stick my fingers through all sorts of mediums, including melody, color, and SEEM-stressing.
The project i've been holding to biggest consequence is an orchestra i'm putting together entitled:
THE GOLDEN APPLE CORE
Eris Incarnate
&
The Destructo Team

Everyone is invited, and we're going to paint the big apple GOLDEN.
Please get back to me, for although i don't mind the sporadic nature of couch hopping, it doesn't allow for me to have many of my favorite resources near my hands.

I'd be looking to move in ASAP!!
Also i figured i'd note that my mom's got the rent under wraps in accordance to due pennance.

I know they don't really do many letters/emails, but this is seriously one for the FAIL Blog.

*Real(?) name obscured to affect some basic level of consideration on my part. And if she reapplies to the New School of Love again, I sure wouldn't want to hurt her chances if they decided to Google her.