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Top 6 Signs You've Kicked Off BBQ Tour Right

  • May. 7th, 2008 at 11:51 PM
bacon!
6. You stuffed yourself at dinner, and still have enough leftovers for 2 meals.

5. In less than one hour, you and your dining companions tear through a basket of butter and wetnaps.

4. There is barbecued bacon on the menu as an appetizer. As in, bacon as a food unto itself, and not as a complement, topping, or vehicle for some other, lesser food.

3. Zoe remarks afterwards that it feels like she's just eaten a box of salt. And she's probably right.

2. You use your camera to conduct a short video interview of Bevin eating a sandwich dubbed THE ELVISH CRUSHER, which is made with peanut butter, bananas, and bacon.

1. You come home with a raging meat headache that Advil can't even begin to help.
  • Mood: omg this headache!

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[info]pinkprincesszoe wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
seriously i have had more water in the last two hours than i had all day and i can't quench my thirst. ack!
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May. 8th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
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Edited at 2008-05-08 03:58 am (UTC)
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[info]pinkprincesszoe wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)
what??? wtf already google. also recently yahoo has been flashing a banner ad that says constantly "fit or fat? fit or fat?" ugh.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
The targeted advertising is often amusing, but that shit was just fucked UP.
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[info]chicksupreme wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:41 am (UTC)
BBQ tour?
*drool*

Y'all should check out Dallas Jones BBQ.
Its a teeny (10 seats) place in the W. Villiage. Portion sizes aren't crazy huge, but definitely generous. And yummy. I couldn't find one thing to complain about.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:43 am (UTC)
We've actually been there several times before.

Delicious stuff!
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[info]chicksupreme wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:46 am (UTC)
!!!
Love it! No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I mention it. They always think I mean the mega huge Dallas BBQ.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
Oh no. No no no!

That Dallas BBQ is an abomination!
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[info]chicksupreme wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
Lol, isn't it?

Gross. Its like a giant slaughter house covered in ketchup.
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[info]hatched_chicken wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
wait, you've been there too?
Me and Bevin went there once and I thought it was our little secret.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
Didn't you and I go together? Didn't you and me and Bevin go together before, too?
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[info]hatched_chicken wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
nope. I don't know where you're thinking. Ohhh, you're thinking great jones cafe. this place is different, it's down on Houston in the west village, it's TEENY TINY (like 4 tables) and it's amAZING bbq.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
OHHH!

Well, we should make this other place a stop on our tour!
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[info]sunhawk wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:58 am (UTC)
omg bbq bacon as an appetizer!! GENIUS!!! *drools*
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
It's both genius and a little scary, which I find especially appealing.
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[info]hotchpot wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
BBQ BACON.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
Take a look at the menu!

BBQ bacon chunks! Amazing!
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[info]dutchofspades wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
I must have the "Elvish Crusher" immediately.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
You should make one at home!
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[info]dutchofspades wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
i will as i love me some Elvis PB and fried bananas, or my friend making chicken, mayo and PB. OMG I'm so excited.
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[info]dutchofspades wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:45 pm (UTC)
also what do you mean bacon is anything BUT a main food group ;)
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[info]queen_bbb wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
Okay, I had the worst nightmares last night! I blame the Elvis Crusher. I only ate half of that, btw.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:43 pm (UTC)
I had bad dreams too. Blame it on the meat!

B, I don't know if I can do BBQ on a weekly basis. I don't know if I'm woman enough to handle it!
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[info]queen_bbb wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:51 pm (UTC)
Tara, I think it depends on who the BBQ is and where we go. Because seriously? I think there was some spite in that chicken wing sauce.
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[info]raybear wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
Amazing. Amazing.

I remember the time I went for lunch with my brother years ago to one of those brazilian multi-meat fest restaurants and we ate so much meat that 12 hours later when I was laying in bed going to sleep, I STILL felt full, even though I hadn't eaten anything else that day!! And I had a meat headache.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
I'm sure that if I hadn't have slept it off, I too would have been full for the next half a day!
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[info]highyella wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
mmmm...bacon. Thinking about you BBQ made me happy when not many things are doing that right now.

I went to a party once and had the most delicious bacon appetizer. It was bacon wrapped around skinny breadsticks and then glazed with this salty, brown sugar...something glaze that turned a beautiful smoky caramel over the bacon. I have no idea how to duplicate it though, I don't even know what to call it to figure it out. Google resulted in some things that were close but they don't seem to be it. Anyway, it was the bomb and you are the bomb and I wish you were BBQ-ing in Seattle.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 04:05 am (UTC)
Oh god, that sounds heavenly! If you ever do find the recipe, please let me know.

Also, some dear friends of mine are moving to Seattle this fall, so I will probably be visiting within the next year or so. And we can finally meet and eat BBQ!

On a related note, are you going to the femme conference this summer? I am and would love to meet up if you are!
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[info]highyella wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)
Femme con weekend is my birthday. I am so going to be there!!!

I applied to perform as well but haven't heard back. Meeting you at femmecon will be the perfect birthday present.
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[info]bias_cut wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 05:05 am (UTC)
Splendid!!!
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